Doing it Bloggy Style

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." - Mike Tyson

Monday, November 23, 2009

My First Post


So this is it, I have finally joined the blogging world. I hope this blog turns out to be all you ever dreamed of and more, and in all likelihood it will be. It should only be a matter of time before I am achieving pseudo-celebrity status from my online diction. If you're reading this you probably already know me, but maybe this blog will give you some insight into some of things that go through my head throughout the day. I haven't exactly planned this out yet, but I can only assume that my millions of future followers are in for a real whammy. If you don't like it then I don't like you, and if I do like you I will probably talk about you behind your back. That's all for my first blog entry, from now on get ready to be nailed bloggy style.
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